Sunday, November 02, 2008


It is true... if everything goes according to schedule, I am halfway to going home. I will be celebrating with a non-alcoholic beer and maybe some oreos.

In other news, "The Vegetable" got here a few days ago, so you all can consider me updated on everything 40th. My only recommendation is that if you are a young and possibly fertile woman and don't want to get pregnant, don't stand downwind of the Malmstrom flightline. Though if you are trying to consieve... there is probably a water fountain that all this can be traced to as the epicenter of this epidemic. I leave and the 40th goes from an organization dedicated to chasing women, drinking, and detering the terrorists to a baby factory / nursery! I will assume that someone threw a party with vodka watermelon and nobody warned the women not to eat the seeds.

Seriously though, Congratulations to everyone... and let me know if any of you need godfathers for any of them! (that is a joke...)

A few ground dudes took our pictures this week and forwarded them to me. More fun than landing in the mountains is landing in neighborhoods!


Allison said...

Thanks for the update!

Notorious said...

Your welcome... but I figure you are so tuned in, that you probably know everything way before I do. You might have even known about the conceptions even before the fathers and mothers! :-)

Alana said...

Congrats on reaching your hump day. Glad I could contribute something to your celebration, let me know when you need a refill on junk food. You would make an interesting godfather.