Sunday, September 23, 2007

This next picture is quite blasphemous given the nature and sacredness of the men's restroom, but the information prior to the pic explains how something like this could happen. I am sure that after going in there a few times, most men would have a favorite urinal to stand in front of. The picture and caption were sent in my astute blog reader Sam.

"Edge Designs is an all-women run company that designs interior office
space. They had a recent opportunity to do an office project in NYC.

The client allowed the women of this company a free hand in all design
aspects. The client was a company that was also run by all women

The result.........well.....We all know that men never talk, never look at
each other....and never laugh much in the restroom.... The men's room is a
serious and quiet place.......But now...with the addition of one mural on
the wall......lets just say the men's restroom is a place of laughter and

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

This looks like a good idea!

The engine is available for delivery, call today for more details.

This has so much potential it is insane! Look at the size of it! I could put two of them in a back pack... then.... (maniacal laughter)

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

The party gods sometimes have a divine task.

And sometimes that task is to build a party ark.

A guy in my building just graduated from collage. He decided to celebrate by getting a keg and having a party on the roof of the building. (It is always a good idea to mix beer and four story buildings!) I was hoping for impressive results. Unfortunately old man winter had other plans. The Temperature dropped into the thirties... and if you have ever met girls... they stop having fun standing around on roofs at 48 Deg F... You can see the problem. Well, I was standing around talking and I noticed that fewer and fewer people were out on the roof. "Where is everyone going?" I asked myself.

!I found them! There ended up being over 40 people in my apartment at one time during the night. (Some of you know how truly impressive this is!)

Damn... the bathroom is popular. (Check out the excellent guy to girl ratio!)

This is probably why everyone was in here...

A table-less beer pong game even developed in the hallway. There was mopping the next day... (Only one guy in the whole building owns a mop!)

Eventually I just went to bed around 2:30am... From what I hear, most people were gone around 4:30am.

The Fiat caught a case of Entropy. (As it turns out, I was able to decrease the entropy with wire cutters and heat.)

Also... Yes... I know... I don't need any more texts or phone calls... or notes on my windshield... I got it... "Fuck Off!"

Sunday, September 02, 2007

Fiat cleans up!

By far, one of my best race days ever. I cleaned the clocks of several mustangs and a GTO, but I definitely had the track on my side. There was hardly a straight 40 yards in the whole thing... The big heavy cars were cramped by their own weight and horsepower.

The bonus of the day, two practically free, barely used tires! I think if I put a sheet over them they might be considered an end table... The best thing about having extra tires around the house is that now I can abuse the shit out of the ones I have on there and still have back-ups! I smell a lot of burning rubber in the near future.

This pic is for Amateur-Sophist, You see the bracket off the tube... it now pushes the tube into the engine block and seems to have stopped the leak. I think I am finally ready to wash the engine compartment, though that might just provoke another leak to start, she might take it as if I was getting to complacent.