Scary unacountable army, or snazzy job oportunity?

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God scraped his screw driver on the connectors... and there was light!

The best break-down of modern automotive locomotion options available...ish(for some reason you have to scroll to the top of the page.)

In other news:
"You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends, but you can't pick your friend's nose."

Gremline poop in my electrical system:
Let me lay it down for you... I was presented with symptoms like pressing the breaks turned on the interior lights, and blinkers worked unless the running lights where on which then turned on the flashers. Well me and a multimeter tracked down where the gremlines where sending my electrons and how they where loosing thier way. It turns out that there was some crud on one connector in the trunk that caused all these and many more electrical malfunctions. Fucking gremlines! Scrape..scrape..scrape with the screw driver... I could almost hear the sound of the electrons streaming through the newly cleaned ground!

I can now "leagally" drive this car with the windows up... and at night!

Everyone loves pictures.

First of all, I am very sorry to Sam, Kodjo, Leanora, and Cheeky for completely forgetting to take a single picture wile I was you. I guess you now should come visit Montana... it's right on the way.

Jonny Five Bar spotted in a bar in Seattle with his new Hotty GF, Sarah. He does still exist!

The only picture I ended up taking of my brother... It was taken to show my mother the magic of sending pictures with a phone. I don't think she is sold on the idea.

No explanation needed.
Chestocrates pulling G's

Aerial recon photo of a chinese bicycle factory and the surounding worker housing. Find Chestocrates, he is waving!

Detroit in the distance, cold red glow in the for ground.

Moments before three thugs pick on the wrong Amature-Sophist. The bodies were found three weeks later in the trunk of a near by Buick. Their lips and udders seemed to have been removed by a laser.

Notorious... 'you only have to live in your own mind!'

"If" I were to get arested, what my mug shot would look like.
The Dakotas...

The odds are better than for somethings...

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The normal link thing is not working today so you get to look at the actual link instead of just a highlighted catchy word in a sentance.

Travel agent brochure

Great Falls: This shows some of the former "Great Falls" as well as the minor leage base ball park, and the Missouri River

Wild flowers high in the Little Belts
The top of Big Baldy in the Little Belt Mountains (They are about 30 Miles south of Great Falls.)

Typical on my drive to work. Actually Yellow Stone National Park is only 3 hours drive from here. (That is close)

The Marias River

The Judith River (though this is in spring time)

The guest bed.

Montana's progressive energy prduction capabilities. (There are about 200 more of these things within 5 miles of where I took this pic.