Saturday, March 24, 2007

Energy Managment

It seem to me that life... actually all of existance is about energy management. From spending time at work vs. spending your time at strip clubs, to driving around a corner, it is all energy managment. Entropy is always there to rob you. The universe might be a place full of conservation laws, but entropy is the tax collector! "I could do a lot of things with a little less entropy..."

In other news... who or what is killing garbage men? Helpful links to the most dangerous jobs! I thought beets grew... aparently someone manufactures them.

Sunday, March 18, 2007

One of the more bad ass aircraft...

I am a huge fan of this aircraft. This was the first time I got to see it up close. I have seen them at the bell factory, and hovering out in the distance in NM. I have even flown the sim... now I have touched the actual aircraft, "From the inside!"

What is that out in the distance? It looks like two airborne windmills mating.

Look at that sexy belly!!!

I know the pilot... I am sure that he is telling the co. how much he sucks right now.

And as is alays the joke, "The Air Force buys a lot of new aircraft, but all thier crews get a ride out of the bone yard in a huey..."

I would have liked to take more pictures of the inside, but I didn't know what was off limits. The cocockpit has a very open view of the outside. The panel itself was very clean with only a few screens and backup guages. I will say that there are a lot of blank pannels just waiting for things to be added. Probably the biggest short-coming of this aircraft is that you can't roll down the window and stick your elbow out.

Saturday, March 10, 2007

New sorce of intrernet wisdom!

Lois Lane, she also is now featured along the side bar. Her most reasent post has mermaids!

"American Co-Pilots"

American Co-pilots...

Job opportunities!

In other news, I have a very cute girl who lives in my apartment. (Actually several, but this is a story only about one.) Unfortunately she locked herself out of her apartment. Luckily she had some repelling gear in her car. How does repelling gear help you unlock your apartment door you might ask. I might answer with this. She went to the top of the building, tied off, and repelled down the side of the building to her apartment window. Upon finding the screen blocking her entry through the window, she one handedly pulled her knife, sliced open the screen, then reached her hand in and jettisoned the screen from the building. Without the screen in the way she was then able to swing in through the window and into her apartment. Total time from lock out to re-entry... approximately 7 minutes. I thought this was quite impressive! I also think I should start decorating my window sills with cactus.

Sunday, March 04, 2007

Mustache March!

I hope everyone remembered to get economy packs of condoms... because everyone is about to look like Tom Selleck. That's right folks, no shaving your upper lips for the rest of the month. Wives and girlfriends dread it, people with small children fear it, and real men mark it on their calender like little kids look forward to Christmas... it is indeed Mustache March!