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Saturday, November 11, 2006

Cattle mutilations and wasting your life in 23 second intervals.

The leading headline in today's Great Falls Tribune is "Cattle Mutilations Resurrect Recurring Mystery." Personally I think the wierdest part is that nothing touches the carcasses for a few weeks after they appear. The ETs gave themselfs away this time with the drop and bounce marks! I will for sure be checking out the next dead cow I see that isn't being eaten by scavengers.

And in other news, after not touching my truck for about 6 months... It still runs just fine. Got in, turned the key, started right up. All I had to do was add some tranny fluid and away I went. It even seems to have stopped leaking from the rear transmission seal... which was the reason I parked it in the first place. I never really belived in self healing machines untill now.

Waste your life in 23 second increments here. I practiced for a few minutes but it gets a little insane after 23 seconds. I could see the slippery addictive slope I was sliding down and closed the page. I hope you have the same fortitude. Good luck.

11 comments:

amateur.sophist said...

i can see what you mean by slippery slope of that object avoidance game. My only complaint is, from personal experience, I'm pretty sure my red block could survive one or even two collisions with those blue blocks.

Notorious said...

I thought about that too. It seem there should be a red block damage level for runing into the blue blocks. The only thing I can think of is that maybe the blue blocks are actually some sort of sensors and the real point is to mantain your state of undetection!

amateur.sophist said...

Even if they detect me- so what? They'll send their blue-block asshole buddies? I'll beat their blue punk asses, red.

I hope those blue blocks like picking up teeth with blue broken fingers.

Notorious said...

That is an interesting way to think about it... I am more interested in the fact that there are extra terrestrials kidnapping, mutilating, and returning cows dead right here in the local area! Someone is stealing cow lips right here!

amateur.sophist said...

Probably local teenagers.

Cancel the prom Lou.

Chestocrates said...

No.....
nooooooo
I thought my work was finished..
I thought that I'd eradicated the last of them..
El chupacabra, I'll finish what I began so many years ago..!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Notorious said...

Actually, you are not the first to suspect the work of El Chupacabra!!! This makes the Grizzly Bears seem like small potatos!

Those fucking squares... I hate them! I make it past 23 seconds... then instantly I am discontent and want 24... then after that I am not happy even with 25. I know I need to quit because chances are that I won't be more than momentarily thrilled with 26, or 27 seconds, etc. Always faster, always faster. Augh! I don't even think that my brain is involved at it anymore. It is like my eyes and fingers playing it out together... my brain is only a spectator and is always surprised when I get hit.

Anonymous said...

31.36. First time.
Cheers,
Sam

Notorious said...

Holy smokes! Increatable!

Anonymous said...

31.47 Second trick. Zen.
Sam

Anonymous said...

32.9 seconds. An alternative to cow mutilation. Third trick.
Sam