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Monday, November 20, 2006

Better to spill your seed.

At lunch today someone did the math... of the people I directly work with,(Weather dudes, Fire Teams, and Aircrew) there have been eight unplanned pregnancies. Four have resulted in unplanned weddings. This works out to somewhere between one in five to one in eight guys have knocked someone up... depending on who you include in this statistic.

Fertile SOBs.

3 comments:

amateur.sophist said...

Cosmic balance, every time. Sometimes it'll get you for being part of a bad-ass fire team. Other times, it'll get you just for the simple fact that you went out and got laid.

Roll the dice, ba-rutha.

Chestocrates said...

I don't understand the logic behind marrying a woman just because she gets knocked up.

For one thing, Jesus was a bastard child; and if it's good enough for him, it's good enough for my son.

For another, you should at least wait until the paternity test comes back proving you are actually the father.

Also, there is no Santa Clause, and the Easter Bunny is dead. (murder/suicide)

Notorious said...

You gentlemen are so wise.