Well it has finally come to this. I have so much knowledge and experiance it is now leaking out of my brain and onto the internet. I also thought the world could use some alternate spelling techniques. As you can see I have started my own blog... I appologise ahead of time.
As per the title, my job is not all guns, booze, and strippers...it is also the man. The problem is that I work for the real "proverbial man..." Most of the time it is a nice sybiotic relationship. Unfortunatly about once every few months "the Man" re-asserts and kicks me in the nuts or stabs me in the back. Today it was a small amount of both. I was warned about my "anti-athority attitude and style in my flying." To get a good idea of what it was like today, imagine the scene in Top Gun where Maverick was getting chewed out by the CO with the cigar only instead of a screaming CO with a cigar it was the boss from office space.
So to celebrate my official status as "anti-athority" I am having one of the dead guy's beer. (There was a guy that died in my appartment, the landlord gave me his beer when they cleaned out his appartment.)
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It was later revealed that the dead guy was killed by beer.
Also, I'm getting a little tired of your lone-wolf tactics.
I though about that...
lone-wolf... Shit dude! you had me bugged... where you there?
My reach extends in all directions. Also, I've seen enough movies to know how these things go down.
CHARLIE
(Flatly.)
You saw a MiG push negative 4G?
MAVERICK
Yes, ma'am.
CHARLIE
Where were you?
MAVERICK
On his six.
Little stifled laughs.
CHARLIE
He was in a 4G Negative dive and
you were on his six?
MAVERICK
Yes, ma'am, At first. Then I was
directly above him.
She stares at him for a moment, then she has him. She goes
for the kill.
CHARLIE
If you were directly above him, how
did you see him?
MAVERICK
I was inverted.
A real buzz in the room. Ice laughs audibly.
CHARLIE
You were in a 4G inverted dive with
a MiG 21? (She can't believe it.)
At what range ?
MAVERICK
Two.
CHARLIE
Two miles.
MAVERICK
Two meters.
Hmm damn blogger decided to clear out my name when I clicked 'preview' instead of 'post'.
I am having a bugger of a time getting pictures to work... Where do all you guys host yours?
nevermind... the damn computer has outsmarted me... I got it now!
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