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Friday, May 25, 2007

For Planning Purposes Only!




It is standard practice for Fixed Based Operators, FBOs, (Aircraft service stations) to hire pretty girls/women to work the desks and refuel planes. The idea is to lure pilots to their airport to buy gas. Whether a crew is flying an H-1 buying $600 of fuel or a Globemaster buying $50,000 of fuel, the choice of refuel locations is going to come down to two variables. Proximity to decent cheep food, and hotness of the girls that work at the FBO. This important flight planning info has only been passed by word of mouth with conversations like "Dude, there is an awesome gumbo place next to Chennalt Airfield in Louisiana, you can even order it over the radio." and "Amarillo has this crazy hot chick working there, last time I was down there I was about to get laid until Hollywood dorked it up for me!"

That is until now!!!

4 comments:

Lois Lane said...

i guess montana doesn't have any FBO hotties...

amateur.sophist said...

man.

i could get so much more done if only 30% of my brain was devoted to sex.

Notorious said...

30% does seem like a low ball persentage now that you mention it...

Chestocrates said...

Holy shit.

I thought you were exagerating before. I guess it's all true, it was true the whole time.

Oh no... maybe those other stories are true too. Oh dog no.....