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Monday, September 25, 2006

The wierd and wild west...

I was recently in Wyoming... where I had both the best and worst martini at the same time. I was in a bar in Guernsey, WY. where I ordered a vodka martini... The bartender said... "We don't make mixed drinks here... only beer or shots... no pussy mixed drinks here buddy." So I told him that a martini is not a mixed drink... it is bar code for Vodka in a cup... so he said, "I can do that...you want olives?" So that is what I got... a plastic cup of popov vodka with 4 olives thrown in... just swimming in there! (you can even see the "coors light" printed on the outside of the cup. At this point I considered this the worst martini ever. I haven't drank popov out of a plastic cup since 1998 in Chestocrate's dorm room. Then the bartender told me the damage... $1... At this point it became the best martini ever!





The next picture I took with my phone while I was sitting at breakfast Sunday morning. This is a restaurant on main street in the middle of town. The local Montanan that I was eating with looked out the window and said, "Now that is something you don't see everyday! A brother on a horse." Notice that the guy riding the horse down the sidewalk at ten in the morning was not the weird part!

5 comments:

Chestocrates said...

How could vodka martinis possibly be for for pussies? That's what James Bond drinks.

Also, it's good to see that the Popov family is still in business without my support.

kodjo said...

I like the pinky. It adds class to the picture.

amateur.sophist said...

time to step up to an everclear martini

Ah... the common man's cure.

amateur.sophist said...

time to step up to an everclear martini

Ah... the common man's cure.

Notorious said...

Hell yea! you can't sport a plastic popov martini without the pinky. I am glad you noticed.