Sunday, March 22, 2009

Self propelled machines and sex... pretty much the same thing.

Which reminds me, I will be moving to Albuquerque, New Mexico in a few months. This is the Craig's List ad I am looking for as far as my future dwelling space goes:

FOR RENT: Climate Controlled Garage; girls from UNM gymnastics team looking to rent out unused garage space.
-room for two large american sedans, extra storage for parts, space for futon or hammock
-bathroom access
-walking distance to several bars, strip clubs, and auto parts stores
-Rent: no money, just odd jobs around house and buying us booze for our parties!

Because once you have a garage, you can put a cool car in it!

Obviously this follows...

...because New Mexico can be dusty sometimes.

Jalopnik knocks it out of the park with these posters.


amateur.sophist said...


My priorities are so straight I've got cars stored at multiple people's houses...

I wonder if the apartment complex would care if i turned my door-wall into a garage door?

Notorious said...

Of course! Duh... were else would one put their cars?

I have wondered why car storage is not more incorporated into home decor... If the stairwells in my old apartment were about an inch and a half wider that motorcycle would have wintered in the living room. Right next to the Fiat carburetors.