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Sunday, March 22, 2009
Self propelled machines and sex... pretty much the same thing.
Which reminds me, I will be moving to Albuquerque, New Mexico in a few months. This is the Craig's List ad I am looking for as far as my future dwelling space goes:
FOR RENT: Climate Controlled Garage; girls from UNM gymnastics team looking to rent out unused garage space.
-room for two large american sedans, extra storage for parts, space for futon or hammock
-bathroom access
-walking distance to several bars, strip clubs, and auto parts stores
-Rent: no money, just odd jobs around house and buying us booze for our parties!
Because once you have a garage, you can put a cool car in it!
Obviously this follows...
...because New Mexico can be dusty sometimes.
Jalopnik knocks it out of the park with these posters.
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Ha!
My priorities are so straight I've got cars stored at multiple people's houses...
I wonder if the apartment complex would care if i turned my door-wall into a garage door?
Of course! Duh... were else would one put their cars?
I have wondered why car storage is not more incorporated into home decor... If the stairwells in my old apartment were about an inch and a half wider that motorcycle would have wintered in the living room. Right next to the Fiat carburetors.
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