And sometimes that task is to build a party ark.
A guy in my building just graduated from collage. He decided to celebrate by getting a keg and having a party on the roof of the building. (It is always a good idea to mix beer and four story buildings!) I was hoping for impressive results. Unfortunately old man winter had other plans. The Temperature dropped into the thirties... and if you have ever met girls... they stop having fun standing around on roofs at 48 Deg F... You can see the problem. Well, I was standing around talking and I noticed that fewer and fewer people were out on the roof. "Where is everyone going?" I asked myself.
!I found them! There ended up being over 40 people in my apartment at one time during the night. (Some of you know how truly impressive this is!)
Damn... the bathroom is popular. (Check out the excellent guy to girl ratio!)
This is probably why everyone was in here...
A table-less beer pong game even developed in the hallway. There was mopping the next day... (Only one guy in the whole building owns a mop!)
Eventually I just went to bed around 2:30am... From what I hear, most people were gone around 4:30am.
IN OTHER NEWS
The Fiat caught a case of Entropy. (As it turns out, I was able to decrease the entropy with wire cutters and heat.)
Also... Yes... I know... I don't need any more texts or phone calls... or notes on my windshield... I got it... "Fuck Off!"