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Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Keep your wardrobes free from female influence!

I suppose there may be some trade offs...

4 comments:

Chestocrates said...

All those years of childhood.. the women train by dressing their dolls... in preparation for the day when they will be ready to tell us how to dress.

I, for one, will never accept wardrobe advice from a creature who has 50 pairs of shoes, none of which can be worn comfortably for any period of time.

IF YOU CAN'T RUN, FIGHT, AND CLIMB STUFF IN YOUR SHOES, THEY ARE WORTHLESS. AND YOU, BY EXTENSION, ARE WORTHLESS! DON'T BE WORTHLESS!

amateur.sophist said...

I'm just trying to convince women to construct their clothing from available and recyclable materials.

Notorious said...

Oh shit... I've got to write this down, here, let me grab one of these...

Your brother said...

Good point on the dolls, although Nick, not meaning to be a buzz kill, but always looking like yuo just finished working on your fleet of cars will only pick up a chick who looks like she services her own fleet of cars... and in montana im willing to bet shes got a good thirty pounds on you and will kick your ass. Besides you tend to go for trophies anyhow.