Mujahadin guy is thinking "who does this chump think he is, taking pictures like this is a tourist attraction like Disney Land. I've got my eye on you American mustache man."
So Fidel turns to me and says, "Would you like to sample some cigars... or perhaps your moustache is telling me you would like to sample some small boys?"
"I'm only smiling in fear of having my nuts shot off."
ReplyDelete"Clearly, I have the better hat."
"What do you mean, 'the one glove went out in 1989'?"
Mujahadin guy is thinking "who does this chump think he is, taking pictures like this is a tourist attraction like Disney Land. I've got my eye on you American mustache man."
ReplyDeleteSo Fidel turns to me and says, "Would you like to sample some cigars... or perhaps your moustache is telling me you would like to sample some small boys?"
ReplyDeleteOr, "Those intel guys said this area was safe to land in... I guess the jokes on me!"
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