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Sunday, May 21, 2006

There is a tear in the universe!

And I found it.

I went to Bozeman this weekend because I heard they had beer down there. As it turns out... they do. But in addition to that, they have the most awesome/insane bar sceen I have ever seen! The girls all look like they are super models... and are dressed the part. I thought there had to be some sort of event going on. Short skirts, high heels, done hair and nails... they all looked like the kind of girls that the russian mob would pay just to hang around... and all the dudes looked like they had just wandered out of the mountains for the first time in 3 years. They all had scragaly beards and dirty flanels on. There was some old dude that was ordering a drink next to me that looked like he had been panning for gold that morning. He even had the crazy old miner cackle when he laughed. Man... and I did some numbers sampling... I would say that at least 70% of the women were take home with 0 beers hot... of the ones under 30... probably close to 95%. I have never seen anything like this in my life. There was just so many hot chicks!!! with almost no dudes that appeared to be competitive. Also, the girls were so nice to talk to... no bitch or vapid ones...

(There is also the possibility that I have been hanging around in military towns to long and that this place is actually nothing special.)

On top of that, it is about 0 seconds drive to the mountains... and Yellow Stone National Park is only about an hour away.

If anyone is looking for a place to move, just to change it up... you can not go wrong with Bozman Montana.

3 comments:

amateur.sophist said...

i'll put it on the short list

Anonymous said...

So... you were able to cross Bozeman off the list at least twice during you stay right?

Notorious said...

well you see... the problem is...