Thursday, February 16, 2006

The dangers of the man.

Well it has finally come to this. I have so much knowledge and experiance it is now leaking out of my brain and onto the internet. I also thought the world could use some alternate spelling techniques. As you can see I have started my own blog... I appologise ahead of time.

As per the title, my job is not all guns, booze, and strippers...it is also the man. The problem is that I work for the real "proverbial man..." Most of the time it is a nice sybiotic relationship. Unfortunatly about once every few months "the Man" re-asserts and kicks me in the nuts or stabs me in the back. Today it was a small amount of both. I was warned about my "anti-athority attitude and style in my flying." To get a good idea of what it was like today, imagine the scene in Top Gun where Maverick was getting chewed out by the CO with the cigar only instead of a screaming CO with a cigar it was the boss from office space.

So to celebrate my official status as "anti-athority" I am having one of the dead guy's beer. (There was a guy that died in my appartment, the landlord gave me his beer when they cleaned out his appartment.)

7 comments:

  1. It was later revealed that the dead guy was killed by beer.

    Also, I'm getting a little tired of your lone-wolf tactics.

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  2. I though about that...

    lone-wolf... Shit dude! you had me bugged... where you there?

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  3. My reach extends in all directions. Also, I've seen enough movies to know how these things go down.

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  4. CHARLIE
    (Flatly.)
    You saw a MiG push negative 4G?

    MAVERICK
    Yes, ma'am.

    CHARLIE
    Where were you?

    MAVERICK
    On his six.

    Little stifled laughs.

    CHARLIE
    He was in a 4G Negative dive and
    you were on his six?

    MAVERICK
    Yes, ma'am, At first. Then I was
    directly above him.

    She stares at him for a moment, then she has him. She goes
    for the kill.

    CHARLIE
    If you were directly above him, how
    did you see him?

    MAVERICK
    I was inverted.

    A real buzz in the room. Ice laughs audibly.

    CHARLIE
    You were in a 4G inverted dive with
    a MiG 21? (She can't believe it.)

    At what range ?

    MAVERICK
    Two.

    CHARLIE
    Two miles.

    MAVERICK
    Two meters.

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  5. Hmm damn blogger decided to clear out my name when I clicked 'preview' instead of 'post'.

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  6. I am having a bugger of a time getting pictures to work... Where do all you guys host yours?

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  7. nevermind... the damn computer has outsmarted me... I got it now!

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